theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

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unprime:

me on halloween

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you on halloween

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stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

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surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

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shrekyourself:

sometimes i’m glad my google searches don’t find what i was looking for

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uhmeliamay:

instagram: @a.meliabedelia

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outofthewhore-dinary:

i was happily scrolling down and when i saw this my face dropped and i swear my heart stopped for a while. just look at this.
look at it. it’s so pure yet it shows affection. it’s so simple yet it holds many feelings. i really, really want to touch someone’s hand like this and i hope they don’t pull it away.
i love this.

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I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

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my-teen-quote:

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it