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splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

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notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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kevinisgod:

ME

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ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

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askfemgermania:

cityofmagnusbane:

pedoshaming:

And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

he was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. Im crying 

THIS FUCKING SCENE

THESE FUCKING TWO

FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME SHIT

THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS FUCKING BOMB

OH MY GOD DO I CRY

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

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lilethebasedlord:

Black History Month.

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